Juliette: "How did your penis bring a dino crisis?"
Matt: "Well, my sperm."
Juliette: "Shut up! You horrible, pubescent... ... ...boy!"

That's right, Jujubean, you went there.

[Talking about greatest fears.]
Alex: "My fears are a bit deeper than that. I would be afraid of heart attacks and strokes."
Kiwi: "I think my greatest fear as a man would be erectile dysfunction. Yes, my greatest fear would be not getting it up."
Morten: "I have a new greatest fear."

Kiwi: "Loser, loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, Duh."
Sara: "Loser, loser, double loser, as if, wanker..."
Kiwi: "As if, whatever, get the picture, duh? Yeah, that's so American."

[Watching "Pretty Woman," the first Girl's Night in the house.]
Juliette: "I want to be *IN* this film! I want to be that pillar!"

Sarah: "Clingongs say, 'give now, bitch!'"

Juliette: "You can't walk by because I could take you over the table."
Sarah: "Sexually."

[Kiwi tries to get up from next to Juliette.]
Juliette: "You can't get up because I buggered your hip."
Sarah: "Sexually."
Kiwi: "When you took me over the table."

Alisha:[Screeches from upstairs.]
John: [Yells from the living room.] "Put her down!"
Alisha: [From upstairs.] "Thanks!"

Alisha: [Screeches again.]
John: "And don't pick her back up again!"

[Worthy of note, directions were to Matt, of course of course!]

John: "A POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuNd!"
Harry: "It's mine!"
[Lots of shuffling, reveals a pound.]
Matt: "Actually it's mine. Really."
[Lora, Kiwi and Sarah cracking up.]
Lora: "I thought you said something else. I heard and wondered why one would be on the ground and then heard Harry say 'it's mine!' and got well confused!"

Sarah: [At Birdo in Mario Kart.] "You dirty transsexual!"

Relapse

Lora: "I slept with Steve again."
Kiwi: "You idiot! You fucking idiot!" [Throws nearest object.]
Juliette: [Picks up.] "That's mine! You can't throw my sweatshirt at someone who's covered in spe--Steve's Sperm!"