Plant Diversity

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Juliette V[finish surname here]'s favourite quote of the day - Kiwi : How would I get pregnant... go shag a tree and give birth to a shrub?!

(Obviously, Kiwi has not done a good job of revising her plant diversity. Although, that would be one HELL of a diverse plant.)

Exams

Alishia: "But Kiwi, you do well on tests!"
Kiwi: "Tests...but I've never had an exam."
A: "Just think of them as big tests."
K: [Giggles.] "I just thought you said 'big breasts.'"
A: "Then think of them as that, yes! A good C-D..."
K: [Crosses arms.] "That doesn't even cover my size!"
A: "Don't be mean, that's more than what I've got!"
K: "Yeah, but you didn't even get up to mine! What does that make me? A 6-hour exam?!"
Sarah: "I'm a pop quiz!"
[All crack up.]

Sick Lima Bean Liger Crazy Psycho Bitch

Juliette: "If I were to nickname you all...[Sarah] would be Crazy Psycho Bitch. And [Lora] would be Gothic Retard Kid..."
Kiwi: "What would I be?"
J: "Retarded."
K: [Rolls eyes and chuckles.] "Well THAT'S original."

[Lora is sick.]
L: "Am I on fire?"
Pirate: "No."
L: "Are you sure?"
P: "Yes."
[Later.]
L: "I'm covered in lima beans. Did you know you can drown in lima beans?"
P: "..."

[Kiwi, Matt, Alishia talking about back garden plans.]
K: "We'll get a tiger, like in Aladdin."
M: "No, a lion!" ((Alluding to our religion, Mufasianism, the religion that honours the Lion King and Mufasa as our God.))
K: "We'll get a liger to combine them. And then we won't have to worry about it breeding with all the other ligers in the area. And we can feed it the meat Batgirl (Lora) won't eat."
M: "But...me!"
K: "I would hope you will be kind with your carnivory. But fine. We'll catch school children and feed them to the liger."