Exams

Alishia: "But Kiwi, you do well on tests!"
Kiwi: "Tests...but I've never had an exam."
A: "Just think of them as big tests."
K: [Giggles.] "I just thought you said 'big breasts.'"
A: "Then think of them as that, yes! A good C-D..."
K: [Crosses arms.] "That doesn't even cover my size!"
A: "Don't be mean, that's more than what I've got!"
K: "Yeah, but you didn't even get up to mine! What does that make me? A 6-hour exam?!"
Sarah: "I'm a pop quiz!"
[All crack up.]