Sick Lima Bean Liger Crazy Psycho Bitch

Juliette: "If I were to nickname you all...[Sarah] would be Crazy Psycho Bitch. And [Lora] would be Gothic Retard Kid..."
Kiwi: "What would I be?"
J: "Retarded."
K: [Rolls eyes and chuckles.] "Well THAT'S original."

[Lora is sick.]
L: "Am I on fire?"
Pirate: "No."
L: "Are you sure?"
P: "Yes."
[Later.]
L: "I'm covered in lima beans. Did you know you can drown in lima beans?"
P: "..."

[Kiwi, Matt, Alishia talking about back garden plans.]
K: "We'll get a tiger, like in Aladdin."
M: "No, a lion!" ((Alluding to our religion, Mufasianism, the religion that honours the Lion King and Mufasa as our God.))
K: "We'll get a liger to combine them. And then we won't have to worry about it breeding with all the other ligers in the area. And we can feed it the meat Batgirl (Lora) won't eat."
M: "But...me!"
K: "I would hope you will be kind with your carnivory. But fine. We'll catch school children and feed them to the liger."