Kiwi: "It would be great if knowledge spread like STI's, then I'd be really smart."
[Pauses. Realizes what she's just said about herself.]
"Ohdamn!"

Kiwi: [Talking about her father buying some strange sea-food thing from Ebay from the other side of the world and getting it delivered to her house. A giant clam foot or something.]
Sarah: [Walks in.]
Kiwi: "And it looked like a giant albino penis."
Sarah: [...wtf?]
[Everyone cracks up.]

Mary: "Have you been overworking, Kiwi?"
Kiwi: "What? No, I was writing a novel."
Mary: [Gives a, 'you're crazy, that's work' look.]
Kiwi: "Nono. I could write 3 novels and have it not be work, but writing a paper...PFFT!"
Mary: "Kiwi, have I ever told you I think you're a bit strange sometimes?"
Kiwi: "About six."