An Outing

A Moment of Ben:

[Kiwi is on laptop, Ben is trying to take it away and take control. Kiwi is not interested in this.]
Ben: Women!
Kiwi: [Angry.] MEN! TESTOSTERONE!! IDIOCY!!! YOU!!!!! [Steadily louder each time.]

[Moments later.]
Ben: Can I log you off Facebook? [Logs off.]
Kiwi: ... [Looks affronted.]
Ben: [Looks over.] What, I asked?
Kiwi: [Explodes.] Yes, but you DIDN'T wait for an ANSWER! That's the point of a QUESTION! That's why it has a QUESTION MARK!

In another time and place:
Ben: [Is Ben.]
Sarah: [Slaps.]
(More detailed later.)



Current:

[Kiwi and Sarah are together, being...Karah, the whacky random insane pair they become when together.]
Kiwi and Sarah: [Note that Charlie the Unicorn is playing on Kiwi's iPod.] Charlieeee! [Continue saying it. Walk down the road. Hit the song portion and both start dancing and then pretending they're riding unicorns down the street. End laughing.]
Kiwi: I laugh so hard with you!

[Moments later.]
Kiwi: [Puts on Mysterious Ticking Noise.]
Kiwi and Sarah: [Do it in harmony.] [Finish.] At Hoooooogwaaaaaaaaarts!
[Both acknowledge everyone else thinks they're insane.]


At Subway:

Matt: We do not speak that name here.
Kiwi: Oh, I get it. Sacred ground.
Matt: [Nods head solemnly and peacefully.]

Lora, later: He is in a very happy place right now. [Kiwi in background worshiping her subway sandwich.]


Corridor:

[Alisha walks by Kiwi's room.]
Alisha: Hey Kiwi.
Kiwi: [Looks up.] Hey Alisha. What's up?
Alisha: Not much, it hasn't changed much since we last saw each other. ((Moments before.))
Kiwi: Ah. Everything in my life has changed. [Pauses.] I'm getting married, and I'm pregnant.
Alisha: [Walks over and hugs.] Congrats, congrats.

[Moments later.]
Alisha: You two are insane when you're together.
Sarah: [Starts rolling along the corridor wall back to her room.]
Alisha: By rolling Sarah, by pregnant Kiwi!



Previous corridor:
[Mary, Andrea, and Hayley are hugging.]
[Lora joins.]
Everyone: Aaaawr!
[Kiwi joins.]
Everyone: Aaaawr!
[Alisha and Juliette hug down the corridor.]
[Everyone breaks apart.]
Kiwi: Every single person out in the corridor was just hugging. Sixth floor is full of love!