Saturday, January 24, 2009

Chalk

Once upon a time...

Kiwi: [Puts pool chalk on her nose.] "I brown-nosed a smurf."
[Juliette and Sarah end up with chalk on their faces, and Kiwi has more added to her own look.]

Eventually...

[Matt and John refuse the blue treatment.]
[There is a battle of epic proportions.]
Kiwi: [Stands on coffee table.] "Hey. I'm about as tall as a regular person."
John: [Stands up to compare.] "Let's see..."
Kiwi: [Shakes head and smirks.] "No, closer." [Grabs his face, brings it in like she'd kiss him, and rubs her nose on his cheek.] "Win!" [Pounces off table and prances about.]

Slightly later...

Matt: "You were supposed to be on our side! Our ally!"
Kiwi: [Watches Lora approach.] [Distracts.]
Lora: [Goes through the hole in the wall and rubs chalk on Matt's face.]
Matt: [Distress, disappointment and laughter.]

Kiwi: "I'm chaotic good! No one can tell what I'm going to do!"
John: [Laughs.] "I actually get that!"


Days later...

[All the bar-sixthers return to the corridor.]
Kiwi: [Peeks out and greets them. They are strange.] "What's wrong with all of you?"
Matt: "We just want Kiwi hugs!"
Kiwi [Squeaks.] "Egads!" [Runs into her room and hides in the closet.]
[Everyone comes in.]
"Where is she?"
"Where'd she go?"
"Huh?"
"...blubberblubberdrunkenblabble."
Matt: [Opens the closet door.]
[There is much laughter.]

Which leads back from the tangent to...

[Everyone has blue all over his/her face, including Matt.]

Kiwi: "I can't believe I started the trend."

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