In an evening...

In an evening we discussed:

- Being camp. [ "You're a bit camp!" --ohnoes yes she did say that! ]
- Losing manpoints. [ "You lose manpoints for being camp!" ]
- Bumming. [ "You'll have to stop bumming him." ]
- Bumming someone dead / gay necrophilia. [ "I wouldn't do it if he weren't dead!" ]
- Anal rape in sleep. [ "I did it last night. It's not as airtight as you think it is." "...oh, that's the blood seeping from my anus." ]
- Anal rape in death. [ A whole conversation on the subject. ]
- A sword coming through the floor, through one's rear, and killing through the head. [ "My last thought would be... 'oh, this does feel good, I should tell Lora--' *death sounds*" ]
- A number of things going up the rear. [ Fist, fire extinguisher, fire truck, dead hooker, etc. ]
- The use of someone who has been anally abused by a fire extinguisher as a fire fighter.
- Involvement of dead hookers and their variety, especially the high-class "gang-banged by pigeons" top class variety. Or the "gang-banged by zombie pigeons" type which is slightly less tasteful.
- Attaching someone by the rear to a fire hydrant and observing the effects.
- Bottle cap popping.
- Getting high off Kiwi's saliva.
- Reaching the "Kiwi" level through drunkenness.
- Juliette's drunkenness.

Aaaand a number of other things that, given it's 1.40 a.m. and I'm knackered, I can't recall.