Pedophiles

Juliette: "I may be drunk--" [long pause to correct herself] "--but I'm not a pedophile!"

Incidentally:

Juliette: [Hiccups.] "How do you cure the hiccups?"
Kiwi: "Hold your breath and say the alphabet three times."
Juliette: [Clamps mouth shut.] [Attempts to say the alphabet but it comes out "mm" "mm" "mm."]
Kiwi: [Snickers.] She actually tried it!